The Poor, Inimitable Bono Adaza

Whoooaaaa!!!

I say!

Whoooooaaaaa!!!

The CIDG arrested Homobono Adaza, Sr. today.  What for?  What of?  They say a lawyer Atty. Fortun filed a case vs. the man for proposing to commit a coup d’ etat!

They also arrested Lt. Col. Oscarlito Mapalo Palo, as well as Lt. Col. Rafael Cardeño for planting a piece of metal into the back of the head of the vaunted Calf Teyn Servant Es.

For God’s sake!  Bono had been debating all his life about the need for a revolution like a raving lunatic and it just happened that this particular revolution that he was debating about was directed against Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

What’s wrong with that?  Well, perhaps what makes it wrong is Oscarlito Mapalo Palo, whom the praetorian guards of the Kingdom will never ever like at all.

What media says is that the poor Labandera’s Mapalo Palo was so thick with another officer, The Feared One, Col. Allen Capuy Puyan, who was said to have ordered the  wire  tapping  of  the  mobile  cellular  phone  of  Madame Gloria in  the  presidential campaign  and canvassing  for the  2004  elections that led to the Garcillano controversy.  Hmmmmm……

Capuy Puyan also was implicated in the planned secret smuggling of high powered guns to be purchased from Vietnam into the country through South Korea, possibly via the southern backdoor.

Who was their sponsor?  Well, don’t ask.  It might get you into a lot of trouble.  A colonel named Camagay Gay, whose house was rented for a hundred years by guess, who, Dinky Soliman, Karina David, and the anti-GMA tomboy fans of Madam Coritas Aquino, etcetera was the one negotiating in Seoul for the purchase of the heavy duty guns.

So now Bono too is implicated with them.  Poor man.

After keeping in his heart that post-victory plan for the revolution of The Horseman, The John Pons En Rilley and The Gringo nearly centuries ago he could not bear not to see the plan get implemented.

But I remember him saying “Whoooaaa!!!”, one time, too though.

He was looking at a picture.  It was a very quaint picture about a lady smiling to everyone from her perch at a table in an elegant, antique hotel’s function room.  Miss Maricor Imperial of the Friends of Ramos, at the time, Director at Malacañang.  The function was absolutely over and for the photo op, pictures were being taken by that function’s hired photog or photogs (if there was more than one of them).

In one of the pictures, incumbent president, Man With A Giant Cigar, was smiling into the lens of the photog’s camera, beside Perched Lady.

But caught by another lens is the hand, uhurrmmm, The Hand, of the Incumbent President, mining into the place between the legs of the Perched Lady.

Bono said, Whoooaaaa!!!!!!  He was still on his toes at the time and could tell what a really fun picture was and what wasn’t.

After running around all over helping a lot of people, including that truly fake and fucking despicable Don Esteban Benitez Tallano (Who He?) who has been forging, fraudulently manufacturing too many historical and Court documents (aren’t the thefts at the National Historical Institute related to him one way or the other?) has Bono lost it?

Is it just because he is an incorrigible Dreamer?  Naïve?  He was taken with a DILG freak group that was mouthing Libyan Revolution in the Philippines!  For the love of God!!!  And under of the noses of Angelo Reyes, Ronaldo Puno, shit!  That group of idiots took Bono in their tight circle and made him dig a tunnel into the nest of the group of Erap.  Their group and Erap’s almost made a blood compact!  Except that someone did not like blood with a lot of Johnny Walker Blue in it, just because his brand might have been rum, or red wine or whiskey instead.

I hope not.  But his arrest is unkind and unnecessary.  A nuisance is nuisance is a nuisance.  But if especially, that nuisance is a candidate for dementia (unless he takes those memory enhancer pills from China and rams a hundred Vitamin E pills into his throat and drinks Goji Juice from Nepal, is it?, and gets drunk with alkaline water, and eats a ton of asparagus, and drinks so much carrot juice, eats taho, etcetera, etcetera), then it is sad that they have to take Bono in.

I hope that they release him.  Anyway, they get to keep Osquee Mapalo Palo, and they can always keep Lt. Col. Cardeño.

And for good measure, they can also run after Capuy Puyan, Camagay Gay, Dinky Soliman, Coritas Aquino, and all the rest of the ABS-CBN, Gokongwei, Sulpicio Lines relatives, friends, colleagues, classmates, neighbors, etcetera, etcetera.

But the poor Bono should be left alone.  He is in the 70s range for God’s sake.  General Fortunato Abat had to be allowed to ride his wheel chair home after being a captive for a few minutes because when he smiled, he looked like a really grand, kind and loving grandfather, which is what he really is after all.  Except that, like Grandpa Bono, these septuagenarians keep going with bad company.

Let Bono be.

Otherwise, as inimitable as he can be, there might be many Bonos that the Arroyos have to deal with in the coming days.

Imagine a hundred like him raving and ranting like lunatics?  Who knows how many might be their followers?  Well, Pro-Bonos.  Anyone?

Hmmmmm….