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NEW ANNUAL ECO CRISIS CONFERENCE
We encourage the Philippine Government, Asian Governments, combines like the United Nations, World Bank, Asian Development Bank, to support this milestone activity from the remainder of 2009 up to 2010.
ANNUAL ECOLOGY CRISIS CONFERENCE
The Resource Recovery Movement will hold the first 2010 Hazards Mapping and Environment Summit (Eco 2010 Summit) in Manila, Philippines. This is ultimately borne about by the tremendous changing of the Philippine landscape and those of other countries in the Pacific Rim in the last few decades. All efforts towards risk mapping in relation to calamities and disasters in the past should now take into consideration the great shifts and transformations in land mass, the enormous amount of rainfall brought about by Climate Change and many new factors that were heretofore not factored into national and sub-national planning by governments as well as even by business establishments and non-government organizations.
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The 2010 Hazard Mapping and Environmental Summit (HMES) is intended to develop better approaches to mapping risks and dangers to communities in the Philippines and other countries with tropical climates. It takes a cue from the recent experience in China, Indonesia and the Philippines, notwithstanding the previous experiences in Thailand, Bangladesh, Pakistan where scores of people died due to unforeseen occurrences during the incidence of a natural disaster: earthquake, typhoon, tsunami and other calamities. The databasing, mapping and full coordination of efforts towards use and sharing of a full function GIS on hazards, volcanoes, water, flood, forests in the Philippines and Asia, vulnerability areas, liquefaction potential, crisis and hot spots is long due because of the long-running phenomenon of Climate Change in the planet. This is also significant in that the Philippines, among other countries, lies in the Pacific Rim of Fire where a large number of earthquake faults lie.
The most important value of the conference is to determine the plan and the cost of implementing such a plan to make the Philippines and other participating nations safer from increasingly hazardous calamities.
Note: The organizers reserve the right to make minor changes in the Conference details prior to the actual Event.
HMES 2010 Organizers
If RP will have a real coup d’ etat and suplicio, better vessels…
Bereavement and Redemption
The sulpicio lines tragedy hits close to the heart and I haven’t really been done with grief. But then too, I have to do anger management. The bad reaction of government, letting the sulpicio operate once again dahil bad for the economy daw, is in poor taste.
What will happen if RP will have better ships, specially sulpicio?
The tragedy should never have had happened at all. But that is preposterous. Pure wishful thinking. It will take an honest-to-goodness coup d’ etat by good-hearted people and real leaders to change the way things are, unless our present leaders wake up to reality and start not walking backwards but a little forward even if an inch or a millimeter at a time.
So much is in store for the country, but of course only a mere few know that. And I cannot even tell you anything of it. At least not on this blog. But go to the US and Canada and you might get wind of it. Ask your friends back in the States. They know. It’s just the poor Juan de la Mahinahon who is absolutely clueless of his very, very, very good fortune to come!
That’s why, compared to New York (with the exception of a big chunk of states like Virginia — let me take this occasion to say Hi!!! to all the beautiful neighbors in John Denver country hehehe), this country the Philippines is much more preferable and loaded with hope!!! Certainly you can’t take a little optimism away from a fucking insatiable satirist and cynic like this writer. Aba, pagbigyan mo na. Paminsan-minsan. Naman. Namaaaan!!!
Very poor taste. That instant allowing of suspicious lines to operate. Of course the rest of the shipping industry’s facilities are inferior. But where in the shipping industry and Philippine aviation is there no inferiority? Where ? pray tell… hmmm? … that … hmmmm?
Gen. Teroy Isleta, one of the grand old men of aviation, says that Only In The Philippines can we see air planes (and presumably ships) that are bought as junk and made to fly (or sail) again. Inay ku pu!!! Hesusmaryosep!!!
These junks are bought at cheap cost, delivered to RP as chop-chop (remember the chop-chop cars?) and welded together to form a Voila!!! Brand new (recon) vessel!!!
Hep, heeeeep!!!! Hurrrraaaaay!!!!!!
Score one for the Marvel Comics scAvengers!!!!
Shit!
Ain’t anybody going to change that? The Man with the Big Kapre Cigar, Wespowent Graduate, Engineer by degree (not by profession), could not change that. How much more our dear Madam President, who Big Kapre Cigar Man says, is only a teacher!!! Pray tell me, who are you voting for our next president?
Don’t tell me that it will be Barack Obama!!! And his local boy!!! He (Barack) seems like a decrepit and seriously incapacitated idiot to become a world leader. A vote for his accomplice in these parts will be our damnation!!!
We’ll continue to live in a fogged existence with all the chop-chop shit in our midst, corruption, mendicancy, inferiority, enslavement to the so-called much vaunted Bilderberg shits, and so on and so forth.
The sad part about it is Barack, and presto! his local anointed prexy candidate might win!
Shit! And double fuck!!!
But that really is bad for the victims of our latest controversial sea tragedy. It means that there will be more victims come final showdown times. And we’re not even talking of the end of the world.
And imagine, it can really only happen here. Look at the people living in Corinthian Gardens. They’re sitting on a big pile of soil, rocks, sweetly rolling landscaped sites, mansion / palatial sized houses, that are on top of a huge earthquake fault.
At least, when the big earthquake comes, along with a tsunami, then liquefaction to a superlative degree, all the filthy rich – particularly those with a bad attitude to us their poorer brethren — will be taken by the lord who is allegedly in heaven.
Good riddance you fucks!!!
Unfortunately for these filthy damnable rich, the earthquake might come sooner than expected because of global warming.
Is it logical that we will see secret lipat bahay operations and hush-hush real estate deals in the immediate future between and among the residents of Corinthian Gardens and their willing buyer-victims?
Unless some of our beloved fucking Corinthianers are really pragmatics or future Corinthian Gardener residents are fearless nincompoops who will say that if it is truly their time na, they’ll just roll with the tremors and dance with the liquefying hearth and raise their hands to welcome the onrush of the tsunami that might still, by the grace of god, reach up to their necks in their part of the land. Yeheeey!!!
Cheap shits!
So if the humble Corinthian Gardens citizens can afford to live in shaky and turbulent environment, why can’t we poor ones accept the fate of riding chop-chop ships, airplanes and buses all through our lives! Sila nga tanggap na nila na mamatay sila pag nilamon sila ng lupa (buti nga!) tayo pa kaya na walang kuwenta?
There goes my bereaved feelings for the dead, drowned, eaten up and buried victims of sulpicio and future epitaph for the Corinthian Gardens fucks.
eghghghf
At 6 pm on July 2, 2008, Vice President Tito Guingona, Sr. coinciding with the birthday of Madam Imelda Marcos, launched his memoirs at Manila Hotel, entitled Fight for the Filipino. It is only fitting that the former President of the strongest political party fete himself and his friends with so-called significant memoirs for all scholars and soon-to-be famous countrymen to study and extol to high heavens in the future. Fitting also that our beloved (albeit, bone thin and severely, acutely canceric and tubercolic -looking) vice president is a former fighter for freedom, democracy, etcetera, etcetera. Etcetera. Or at least that is what he wants us all to believe.
So the vice presidency? Well-deserved. Accolades for his book? Very, very well-deserved. Tito served his country. Well. Very, very well.
But….
Some say that the most part of the book are not really about the life of one Tito Guingona but a quick gathering of highly selected anecdotes, claims, declarations, commentaries, ridicules, riddles, attempts at prose and poetry but all meant to spite Madam Gloria Arroyo. All intended to denounce the regime under her and the boys and girls hiding under the Queen’s skirts and doing unmentionable damned things underneath. Sneaky Devil that Tito!!!
There is nothing in the book of course that tells us about the great, wholly entertaining addiction of entertainer son cinema and stage Director Bart Guingona (isn’t he a closet or open gay?), the extreme addiction of G-Boy Guingona (isn’t he the congressman or some other politician following after the footsteps of daddy daddy?) as well as the wild ways of Marie Guingona, most possibly also as an addict and confirmedly a drunkard. She totally loves booze and sex, all in one sentence or one word altogether.
When she gets drunk, she mouths expletives against Madam Gloria.
Tito of course, most certainly, would not reveal a cloak and dagger type secret: he was a stool pigeon among the real fighters of democracy. He was a quisling of the security apparatchiks. He was not a real reformist, revolutionary, etc.
He was…
A fake.It’s alright, his handlers would say, He served the country well. Indeed! Hmmppph!!!
Look at his face, his bulging eyes, that seem to almost jump at you. His body is so emaciated some people say, the only thing keeping his skin from falling off his bones are drugs. When he was vice president and secretary of foreign affairs, he was reputed to be the drug addict Malacañang was touted for having in the Cabinet. Wow!!!
Dear Tirititots KinKonga de Torotots must be suffering from kArMa for having been the stool pigeon, gun runner, etc. that he is and for all the other bad things he has been doing to all his fellow creatures on earth.
You never really would have believed what he was doing and mouthing at Manila Peninsula Hotel during the siege. As part cloak and dagger operator and overt political critic, former senator, executive secretary, foreign affairs department chief, ruling party president, etc. his role at Manila Pen could have all been a sham. The man is really deep. You can’t fathom his soul. It is buried somewhere that you can’t see. You have to go through a maze of layers and layers of hundreds of demons and their hives well-ensconced in his system before you reach that forsaken part called soul of Tirititot.
And up to now, he is still engaged in probably the same game. His family is engaged in quick money and illegal schemes. Outside of the drugs, his children and other family members were engaged in large scale gun running and alpine (I’ll Find You…) transactions and wheeling-dealings.
G-Boy and now a member of the congress, gleefully claim fucking Irene Marcos, another hopeless addict, when she was younger. The respectable member of the congress even says, Irene, most definitely will never forget him and his deadly weapon (after marrying a faggot).
Tito today, even before the launching of his book, is a spent force. Probably it has something to do with affiliating with the satanistas… Of course, notwithstanding the very dark, secret and sinister power of these cretins …
eghghghf
Homobono ADAZA, Sr., the arrested one, has no love lost with Tito Guingona. Bono was visited recently by Neneng Pimentel in his detention center. Bono likewise does not have any goodwill with this old Neneng.
Pimentel and company ruined Bono and company with Tita Cory. Pimentel and Guingona are two abominable terms, anathemas to Bono Adaza.
You cannot make Bono say the words “Pimentel” nor “Guingona” without making Bono puke to death!
Jesus! Spare the old man!
But Pimentel made a show of good grace. He went to Bono and commiserated with him. The Great One. Although Pimentel made bad jokes of who Bono is now. That shit.
It is really not because Pimentel is running for president, because he will not even win in a fair fight in his own barangay, just like Guingona. Both are demonyitos.
Possibly Pimentel is letting Bono know that whatever coup plans the other guy is entertaining, may Bono not forget Neneng, the wife (if she is still living), the children and OMG, susmaryosep! the handsome and beautiful apos! Dios Mio Bono, if anything happens will you promise not to take on them, vent your anger at me (and Tito Guingona) on them? Please, please Bono! Huhuhuhuhuhu! Bonooooo!!!
Oh dear GOD!!! Please please Bono!!!!
Is it true you’re heading the coup? (doubtful)
If it is not, forget I visited you and forget you ever knew me and heard of my name. (As if…)
On the other hand, if Bono will be the next president, I will be happy. I might become the next Presidential Spokesman, Speech Writer, Press Secretary and Rasputin, all at the same time if he has not become demented enough and is pronounced only to be partially insane.
I too have my own redeeming values, by the way… huuummmmpphhh!
eghghghf
Fortun is a lawyer of erap.
But sometimes I do really think Bono was sincerely arrested by the government. Or if Bono just sincerely was arrested without any agenda lurking behind the scenario?
Do you?
eghghghf
Bono is a lawyer of and bosom friend of Gen. Abenina, Gen. Comendador and the military rebels including Ariel Querubin et al. Gen. Abenina’s boy is Raffy Cardeño.
Fortun is not known as Bono’s enemy. Bono is supposedly bilking Fortun’s client, a despicable japon, with 4 million dollars. (Does the japon really have that papel de cuarta?)
Mapalo is a legend. In the military he is a bold, bastos, extremist. In the underworld, he is a veritable godfather. Ask the spirits of the victims of the RCBC massacre who can now see in the spirit world practically everything, and there will be a commotion when you mention the name of Mapalo.
On second thought, if you’re apoplectic, don’t ask the victims’ spirits.
eghghghf
Requiem for Dead Princess and Doña: Franky? What’s wrong?
The Real Life Misfortunes of a No-Disaster-Preparedness-Plan-Scenario
The Kingdom mourns!!! The Princess is Dead!!! The Princess is Dead!!! Hear!!! Hear!!! Princess is Dead!!!
(Jesus [f_g] Christ, it’s really terrible. When the bandillero shouts his tonsils off, it really gets to me!)
A lot of ships big and small went down, including Her Highness, The Princess. Yes, my dear subjects, the Princess is Dead!!! The Princess’ au pair in Show Business’ Best Love Team, was seen by paparazzi with another lady!
(Again, Jesus [f_g s_t] Christ! Each time the tsismis queens bawl their larynxes to kingdom come, I want to smash the idiot box with a hammer and ax!)
All told, more than a thousand people are either accounted for as dead, or missing. More painful, that one. Not knowing whether your loved one is alive, dead or totally eaten by sharks, or osterized to the smallest pieces by the elements.
According to Mr. Jimmy Gil (Live) over DZBB, he rode Princess of the Orient once and many months later, the Princess was properly seduced to dive into the ocean. And the Princess died, along with her passengers and a number of the crews in September 18, 1998. Out of 49 major marine mishaps that occurred since 1980, five major ones involved Suspicious Lines floating assets (Jimmy Gil [Live]’s term, not mine). Of course, the latest was MV Princess of the Stars that sank near Romblon on Sunday, according to a media research group. (Don’t make me mention their name, hummph! The enemy is listening.)
The biggest maritime tragedy in the world in peace time is Suspicious Lines’ MV Doña Paz’ collision with MT Vector. This happened earlier, December 20, 1987. From official reports, the number of casualties was a low 1,856, but investigations bear out that the extremely overpregnant Doña led 4,000 people to their deaths. Not yet one year after the super pregnant Doña killed about 4,000 humans and liberated their spirits, October 24, 1988, MV Doña Marilyn, again of Suspicious Lines, ferried people to their deaths to destination Tacloban City. Nearly a hundred souls were freed from living flesh to join the spirit world. Then of course, MV Princess of the Orient that released 70 spirits to either heaven or hell at a spot beside Fortune Island, Batangas Province. Relatives searched for eighty loved ones, but these unfortunate ones were never ever found. Up to this date? Perhaps. Or else, we would have heard of them in the news. Again in 2005, at the onset of rains on the 7th of July 200 spirits would have been liberated from the flesh of humans being ferried by MV Princess of the World if the fire on board that floating asset had not been killed in the vicinity of the Zamboanga peninsula. Five major disasters at sea. All because Suspicious Lines made them, or helped make them happen. How patently paralyzing is that? On Sunday, June 22, 2008 in only one storm, several ships, plus Suspicious’ Princess, were seduced by the demons in the water. All of them dived. Nearly two hundred from the small boats are still missing as this blog is being written. More from the Princess. Some inside the Princess’ belly.
All these frolicking ships and small boats, are a nuisance. They tend to diminish life and undervalue property. (Fucking major understatement of the year!)
And then there is the lack of a proper Disaster Preparedness Master Plan for the country.
It is hard to fault the NDCC. They are of course, doing their jobs in the way they know best.
Without a Master Plan, there are no established parameters and criteria for damage and casualty preemption.
In short, no way Jose, can government actually see the loopholes and literal holes in Princesses and Doñas before they are sent swimming into the high seas. No way will government be able to indoctrinate these bruhas not to cavort with syokoys so they will not dive into the ocean. Specially because they are carrying so many flesh-and-blood humans on their backs?
Perhaps, the country management team with Madame President at the helm, should apply the appropriate response to Arch Bishop Angel Lagdameo’s and his errand boy Rev. Fr. Quito Rio’s unsolicited advice: Attend to the disasters in the country instead of going into … errr… lavish errr…. in the US.
Well the fuck with the Arch (Enemigo) Bishop and The Most Rev. (ellious) Quito Rio. They should have taught the proper morals, virtues, values and dogma to the parents of Princess Stariray, Princess Orientalia, Princess Worlda, Doña Paz, Doña Marilyn, as well as instructed the Princesses and Doñas themselves as to the righteousness of succumbing to the seductions of the syokoys and diving into the deep without nary a Princess’ or a Doña’s fashion life jacket.
Years ago, hey! calling Madame President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo in the US! errr…. years ago, there was this Department of National Defense (DND) concept paper for a disaster SQL software based (geographic information system format, dummy!) databasing, monitoring and response system.
The concept paper called for the establishment of a GIS for the NDCC, but one that will also have applications for logistics management within the department. It was supposed to be satellite dependent.
But fools will always be fools. And they will never really understand the importance of true preparedness vs. a disaster. Anyway, the calamity hasn’t arrived yet at the time and did not pose any clear and present, very imminent hazard. The dearie foremost or former (deposed) Pres. Erap, bought several big TV screens and that was that. The Presidents before him were worse. They ignored the calls.
A few big screens for a command and control, communications and intelligence for disaster? Shit, Mr. Erap, disaster management is not show biz. Well, at least there was fanfare. How one wishes, the present and the coming new president will learn to be technologically and technically literate. Shit!
Anyhow, these people’s folly is not any different from the stupid flood management experts in Mississippi who by their incompetence Louisiana nearly got erased from the map from super flash floods that hit that part of the US a couple of years ago. Only Bourbon Street in New Orleans appear to have been spared. (Devils living in the Street detest water, I guess.) Now we are reeling from the wake of Typhoon Franky.
Now the peril has expressed itself succinctly. There is no way around the truth that gradually we will have the magnitude of kids (killed-in-disaster, you moron), that was seen in the Thailand – Indonesia – Bangladeshi tsunami tragedy, the recent China earthquake, and other super incidents where hundreds of thousands of spirits were released from their bodies.
Now agencies are holding meetings, so many of them. Boards of Inquiries, Task Forces, you’re shitting me dears! You’re totally shitting me! When will it ever go into your heads to attack the problem now than later?
The Inquiries and Task Forces are good, I grant you that. But the long-term solutions still need to be put in place. Damn you! Damn all of you!!!
A motley of experts were able to gather nearly twenty agencies in 1992 at the Camp Aguinaldo Officers’ Club to present and discuss the need for better disaster monitoring and warning systems.
Again, the good intentions and the capacity of the experts to provide strategic solutions to disaster emergency response and casualty prevention merely produced ennui among the superiors of the attendees of the presentation conference. Instead, the inter-agency NDCC tried to improvise and make pitsi-pitsi solutions on its own and called it a successful programme… errrr … imitation movie.
Shit!
So now, we’re headed for the pits. And no one can stop the diving of Princesses and Doñas into the ocean.
No one cares. Absolutely, making money is nice. But it is sad, that no one fucking cares about longer-term responses to our age-old problems.
With global warming to boot, indeed, we are not far from social loss in the magnitude of hundreds of thousands. Eventually, a million. Then multi-millions. Just because corruption and graft, collusion and dark machinations for self-aggrandizement, while dangerous and life-threatening for the purveyors and the victims, is so much sweeter.
What happened here, Franky? Pray tell, when you and your ilk will stop bothering us so that our stupid, fucking high hats and leaders will be able to keep on stealing from the national coffers and their counterparts in the private sector will also get filthy rich(er), As Time Goes By.
Stop your cousins Franky!!! Stop your brothers and sisters!!! Go to other places!!! Not here in the Philippines!!! Fuck global warming!!! Fuck increased tropical rainfalls and stronger typhoons!!!
It’s party time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Break it down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!
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Hey, you truly miss the point. I’m a writer of satire. Actually now, I’m particularly angry. If the conservatively dashing Mr. Go Sioc So or Mr. Edward Go of Suspicious Lines happens to pass me by at this time, I’ll take a huge bamboo pole and stick it to his ass!!! And acupuncture his penis with chopsticks!!!
Oooomph!!! Good!!! God! I’d be better soon…
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